Saturday, November 22, 2008

Banned from WallyWorld!

So many people have sent me grins, I am returning the favor!

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips
to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring
and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife
is like most women - she loved to browse.

Yesterday, my dear wife received the following letter from the local
Wal-Mart:

Dear Mrs. Samsel,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a
commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have
been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints
against
Mr. Samsel are listed below and are documented by our video
surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
people's carts when they weren't looking.

2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away. '

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of
M&M's
on layaway.

6. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other
shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and
blankets
from the bedding department.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him, he began
crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as
a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly
humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna
look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he
assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES
AGAIN!'

And last, but not least,

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in
here!'

Friday, November 14, 2008

TAKE ACTION!: Help Pepsico fight Donald Wildmon and the AFA

The American Family Association of Tupelo, MS, headed by Donald Wildmon, is one of the organizations that was at the forefront of the recent gay marriage tragedy in California. This is a diabolical organization that has used the treat of boycott to censor television, and try to stop good companies from supporting diversity and equality for non-heterosexuals in America.
Their latest target is Pepsico, which includes the Pepsi, Frito-Lay, Tropicana, and Quaker Oat/Gatorade brands.
This from a recent AFA mailing.

November 14, 2008

Dear Donald,

Pepsi has given Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays (PFLAG) a half-million dollars to help push the homosexual agenda in the workplace. PFLAG is a political advocacy group that promotes radical homosexual political causes like same-sex marriage, hate-crime laws, and gay adoption.

Pepsi has a long tradition of financial support for homosexual groups. According to Jacqueline Millan, director of PepsiCo Corporate Contributions, "We are delighted to continue our partnership with PFLAG...(in) promoting the necessary message of inclusion to untapped groups...and that is a crucial step toward building a healthy working environment."

Despite the fact that 30 states have passed constitutional amendments defining marriage as being between a man and a woman, Pepsi continues to support the efforts by same-sex groups pushing for homosexual marriage. AFA wrote Pepsi on October 14 and again on October 29 asking the company to remain neutral in the culture war.

Pepsi didn't care enough to respond to the AFA letters. (yayyyyyyyy!)

Pepsi's lack of response indicates the company plans to continue support for the homosexual agenda.

This is followed by a request for donations.
Also with the letter, this "call to action"
Take Action!
  • E-mail Chairman Indra K. Nooyi. Tell her that you expect Pepsi to stop supporting the gay agenda.
  • After sending your e-mail, please call Pepsi (914-253-2000) (800-960-3602) and ask the company to remain neutral in the culture war.
  • Forward this e-mail to your friends and family so they will know about Pepsi's support of the gay agenda.

Pepsi's products include Pepsi soft drinks, Frito-Lay chips (800-352-4477), Quaker Oats (800-367-6287), Tropicana (800-237-7799) and Gatorade (800-367-6287).

We must respond to this immediately We are now beginning to realize that this war for equality and freedom must be fought by counteracting thier scare tactics.
  • First, DO contact Ms Nooyi, but THANK HER for supporting P-FLAG and encourage her, both corporately and personally, to continue that support.
  • Second, call the Pepsi numbers show above to also thank them for the support and encourage them to continue. Also let them know that the more they SUPPORT groups like P-FLAG, the more likely you will enjoy Pepsico products.
  • Third, pass this along to others, and encourage them to do the same...and immediately.
  • Fouth, invest in Pepsico. The company has launched a DirectBUY program where you can purchase stock in the corporation directly from Pepsico through Bank of New York. Details here: http://phx.corporate-ir.net/phoenix.zhtml?c=78265&p=irol-buy_direct_plan
Finally, BUY PEPSICO products! By using your consumer power, you can...and will....offset any drop in sales caused by any called boycott by AFA and its minions. The list is too lengthy, but here are listings of all of Pepsico's products, by division: http://www.pepsico.com/PEP_Company/BrandsCompanies/index.cfm#container5
Many of us have stood by the sidelines of this too long. The results of that inaction are clear, if you witness the outcome of Prop. 8 in California. The main goal of people like Wildmon and the AFA is a United States (and eventually, the world) under a monolithic theocracy based on a highly skewed interpretation of the Bible.
People should be free to choose their own path. Donald Wildmon and his AFA minions do not believe that. That is why, starting now, they must be halted and frustrated at every turn. Starting here. Starting now.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Thursday, October 16, 2008

WildmonWatch: McD Caves, Little Timmy Learns to write, and Hey Kids, Guess What Time it Is???

After months of pressure from an anti-gay-marriage group, McDonald's Corp. has given up a director's seat and will stop sponsorship of a national gay business organization.

Richard Ellis, who until last month was vice president of communications of McDonald's USA, has resigned from the board of directors of the National Gay & Lesbian Chamber of Commerce, franchisees were told in a Sept. 23 memo.

McDonald's USA, which had made a $20,000 donation to the chamber and became a 2008 chamber sponsor, said it would not sponsor the organization in 2009.

Ellis, the company said, "made a personal decision to step down" from the board after he got a new position with McDonald's Canadian operations. "It is our policy to not be involved in political and social issues. McDonald's remains neutral on same-sex marriage or any 'homosexual agenda' as defined by the American Family Association," the memo said.

In May, the group called for a boycott of McDonald's over the fast-food chain's association with the gay business organization. The American Family Association, based in Mississippi, runs American Family Radio.

"Our concern was: Here is a family-friendly company that has, all of a sudden, joined hands and became a partner and ally with an organization that is absolutely attacking the moral foundation of our nation; trying to redefine marriage in our nation," said Buddy Smith, executive assistant to the group's chairman. "All we were asking is that they just simply be neutral in the culture wars and focus on doing their business and remain neutral."

The chamber, based in Washington, D.C., said it doesn't lobby for same-sex marriage.

Franchisees were feeling the heat from their customers, said Richard Adams of the Franchise Equity Group consultancy. "It was a huge issue for customers in the South. They put a lot of pressure on franchisees," he said.

http://www.suntimes.com/business/1213469,CST-NWS-gaymcd10.article

There are time when I wonder, for all we say abour corporations being so all-powerful, if anyone has the balls to stand up to this small band of bigots. I'm really running out of places to go. NBC, Ford, now McDonald's......is there anyone out there who will get in the face of these maggots and call them out for what they are.

In the meantime, hand me that Whopper....

Now to my inbox. Its seems that Little Timmy, NoNeck's spawn, has learned to write:

Dear Donald,

California marriage activist James Lambert will be addressing the Los Angeles city council on Tuesday, October 21, 2008.

Essentially, he will be asking city council members to support traditional marriage via Prop 8. He will present a pledge for council members to sign in support of traditional marriage. Already gay web sites are sprouting up trying to confuse the voters to vote no on Prop. 8.

At 10am he will be addressing city of Los Angeles, CA (non-agenda comments usually are held during the first 30 min of their meeting).

Support from AFA members would be appreciated. You can CALL your city council member and ask him or her to PUBLICLY support Prop. 8, or you can attend the meeting's first 1/2 hour to vocally support James' efforts.

Sincerly,

Tim Wildmon

Well, Little Timmy, my councilperson's name is Tony Cardenas. And I AM writing him to not support your stoonge, Mr. Lambert.Your amendment is failing, Timmy, your world is crumbling. I am just afraid what would be your next move when it does.

Finally, evidence that this foolishness starts to damn early every damned year...and again from the inbox:

It's hard to believe that there are companies and individuals who want to ban "Merry Christmas" and replace it with "Holiday Greetings" because, they say, they don't want to offend anyone.

Christians can take a stand and proclaim to our communities that Christmas is not just a winter holiday focused on materialism, but a "holy day" when we celebrate the birth of our Savior. We can do it in a gentle and effective way by wearing the “It’s OK to say Merry Christmasbutton.

You can help preserve our tradition of greeting others with a “Merry Christmas” by taking a It's OK to say Merry Christmas !vital leadership role in AFA’s "Project Merry Christmas."

Here's how. AFA is making available an attractive button and Glossy Sticker that carry on our tradition of saying “It's OK to say Merry Christmas."

Purchase enough buttons for each member of your church and enough Glossy Stickers for each family to have one to go on their automobile. Urge your fellow members to wear their buttons and display the Glossy Stickers during the entire Christmas season.

If you are unable to sponsor your church yourself, ask your Sunday School class to make it a class project. You can even order buttons and Glossy Stickers to share with co-workers, children in Christian schools, customers, etc.

Some might think simply wearing a button or displaying a Glossy Sticker is a small thing, but God can use small things to make a big point, and to create opportunities to share the Good News. And what a great time to do that at Christmas!

AFA is asking individuals like you in thousands of communities across the nation to head up this project in their local churches. Your willingness to underwrite the cost for your church and enthusiastically promote this project is the key to making an impact in your area.

OF Course, its ok to say "Merry Xmas," as it is ok to say "Happy Holidays." Personally, I'm just about done with the whole holiday, since you can't do anything on that day, can't make any money, can't go anywhere, yada yada yada.

But Donny Dear....THIS F*CKIN' EARLY, MAN?!?!?!?!?!????

Don't you....and anyone else....have the decency to at least wait until f*ckin' Thanksgiving for this sh*t? Thank you KSDK of St. Louis for starting the ball rolling by going all-Xmas ON OCTOBER F8CKING TENTH!!!!!!!!! Thanks loads, a88holes!

Sorry for the explitives, but Jesus, Don, we can have this little war anytime after the last week in November. I mean I know you hate me (so does the rest of the net, actually), but have a little mercym, would ya.

I guess not.

Happy Holiday, m*thaf*cka.

Jesus!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Felix the Cat

Just felt nostalgic....

Saturday, October 4, 2008

A shot o'the I=Man!

Imus from 10/2/08

The Messenger

After this week, I needed a shot of the Rock!

Here is some choice stuff off You Tube, some from his most recent special!

Enjoy!

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

The Elephant in the Room (full video)

Thanks to my friend jyoop for this:

The Elephant in the Room is a documentary following British filmmaker Dean Puckett through his journey into the 9/11 Truth Movement: a global movement of 'conspiracy theorists' who believe that the official explanation about what happened on 9/11 is totally or partially inaccurate. The filmmakers travel from middle England, across Europe and to New York for the six year anniversary of the attacks, where the film takes one final twist as we are introduced to the 9/11 first responders who are suffering from various grave health difficulties due to the toxic dust that they breathed in trying to help their country during the weeks after this tragic event. Told with a personal hands on approach that avoids advancing any one position, the film asks the question: are these crazy conspiracy theorists? Or is 9/11 Truth a credible political movement?

http://www.nosmokewithoutfire.co.uk

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Unfit for Publication

This is the 40-page book that was quickly put out by Team Obama to counter Team WND's fairy tale book called Obama Nation.

Now, guys, this is a PDF file, so it will take a few to load, but it catagortically debunks everything said about Barack Obama line for line. With links (something Corsi the Liar did NOT do!)

http://obama.3cdn.net/a74586f9067028c40a_5km6vrqwa.pdf

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Breaking: House panel votes to cite Rove for contempt

WASHINGTON (AP) — A House panel Wednesday voted to cite former top White House aide Karl Rove for contempt of Congress as its Senate counterpart publicly pursued possible punishments for an array of alleged past and present Bush administration misdeeds.

Voting along party lines, the House Judiciary Committee said that Rove had broke the law by failing to appear at a July 10 hearing on allegations of White House influence over the Justice Department, including whether Rove encouraged prosecutions against Democrats.

The committee decision is only a recommendation, and it was unclear whether Speaker Nancy Pelosi, D-Calif., would allow a final vote. Rove has denied any involvement with Justice decisions, and the White House has said Congress has no authority to compel testimony from current and former advisers.

The vote occurred as members of the Senate Judiciary Committee held a hearing on allegations of administration wrongdoing ranging from discriminating against liberals at Justice to ignoring subpoenas and lying to Congress.

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Friday, July 4, 2008

Just remember

Just remember, today in the United States is Independence Day........

But in England, it is still known as.....

The Day The Divorce Became Final!

Have a happy!

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Imus, again.

Gabcast! polyblog #29 - Imus Strikes Again

During an on-air conversation Monday about the arrests of suspended Dallas Cowboys cornerback Adam "Pacman" Jones, Imus asked, "What color is he?" Told by sports announcer Warner Wolf that Jones is "African-American," Imus responded: "There you go. Now we know."

And as usual, the dumb-dumbs who populate the soundbyte world went on a spree....."IMUS IS A RACIST....IMUS SHOULD BE FIRED!" Forner Guradian Angel head-turned talk show host Curis Silwa wants Imus to retire. Of course this guy, who is more racist than the I-man will EVER be, used to have the slot Imus has now, how we know how unbiased HIS ass is....

Your friendly, neighborhood polybi has a few comments of his own.....(roll tape)

Now this morning, Imus explained the segment, with a point I had not thought of.....

There you go. He's done with it, but I am sure this will continue. One hopes that Citidel/ABC and RFD hang with him.

As for Mr. Jones, I have this for him....if you think Don Imus is a racist, do us a favor: STOP GIVING HIM AMMUNTION!

Damn.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Imus Shoots, Scores!

Now, if you notice I am an African-American man. But for the love of God, am I the only person here who sees taht Imus is saying? Pacman Jones, name any rap artist, these people continuously shaming the race by thier outrageous behavior.

Is Imus racist? Let me ask this....why do the numbnuts continue to give guys like Imus the ammo? Dearest, Lord, when will we as African-American stop with the foolishness.

Now Imus is on the hotseat again. This time, I'm not buyin'. It wasn't racist what he siad, it is just a fact. The majority of Black men and women lead honest, quiet lives. Its the PacMan Jones' of the world that give us the....no pun intended...black eye.

Let's hope Imus can manuever his way away from this. And Mr. Jones.....just go away, please. Just go the f*ck away...


Monday, June 16, 2008

Gay Marriage Proponents Launch New Ad Campaign.

OAKLAND, CA -- A controversial new advertisement in favor of same-sex marriage is raising eyebrows among conservative officials.

The commercial depicts a bride running into a series of obstacles on her way to the altar before asking, "What if you couldn't marry the one you love?"

The ad's maker said that an appeal based on emotion, rather than legality, is a real change for the same-sex marriage movement.

"It doesn't really work if you only convince them you should have rights. You have to have them understand who you are and the pain it's caused," Equality California Institute representative Geoff Kors said. "It can hurt people and not exclude people from something as fundamental as marriage in our society."

Conservative officials have decried the ad.

"Anti-marriage activists can spend millions of dollars, but nothing on earth can stop Californians from voting to protect everything about marriage for one man and one woman," said Randy Thomasson of the Campaign for Children and Families.

Friday, June 13, 2008

The Best of Russert

They have sweated beneath the same sun,
Looked up in wonder at the same moon,
And wept when it was all done

For bein' done too soon,
For bein' done too soon.
For bein' done..........

-Neil Diamond

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

BREAKING: OBAMA BOMBSHELL TOMMORROW???

From Lying Larry C. Johnsons Blog Category: Blogging

A Devastating Bombshell on Obama Will Be Dropped Tomorrow [VIDEO UPDATE

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Site: http://noquarterusa.net/

About: See Authors Posts (1013) on June 3, 2008 at 11:17 AM in Current Affairs | 112 Comments

John Fund of the Wall Street Journal was on Laura Ingraham's show this morning, talking about the bombshell, according to our own No Quarter author Bud White.

Bob Beckel, Democratic analyst for Fox News, reported on TV already that a "bombshell" is coming out tomorrow.

VIDEO BELOW. Here are written reports to date (and I will ADD MORE as they come in) and I am adding the DEVASTATING electoral college projections up at HillBuzz that further underscore Obama's unelectability. Obama is toast.

John Fund, Wall Street Journal:

"Indeed, rumors are swirling on the campaign trail that a new video will soon surface featuring Mrs. Obama appearing on a panel with radical speakers during which she makes more controversial statements."

Bob Beckel on Fox News, via HillBuzz blog:

he has been told by numerous people,(enough and in a way that convinced him) that a bombshell will be dropping tomorrow about Michele Obama.

The Friends turned white and asked what it might bewas it worse than a college thesis? Bob saidOh yes, in a BIG way. He said that the Repubs were behind it and it was dumb because it meant that Mrs. Clinton would be the nominee

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READ THAT ONE AGAIN: "it meant that Mrs. Clinton would be the nominee

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I AM PUTTING THE VIDEO BELOW THE FOLD TO LESSEN STRESS ON THE SERVER.

All this comes in the wake of this story from the AP:

The Associated Press has just filed this lead to its primary-day story:

"Barack Obama effectively clinched the Democratic presidential nomination Tuesday, based on an Associated Press tally of convention delegates, becoming the first black candidate ever to lead his party into a fall campaign for the White House."

Obama needs 2,118 delegates to clinch the nomination. NBC delegate counter Chuck Todd is at this moment putting him about 30 delegates short. "There's no need to jump the gun," he said on MSNBC.

New superdelegate endorsements for Obama have been trickling in today, with more expected as the polls approach closing time in Montana and South Dakota.

http://blogs.usatoday.com/onpolitics/2008/06/ap-obama-clinch.html

Now Clinton is expected to acknowledge that Obama has enough votes to clinch, but, interestingly, is NOT.....repeat....NOT pulling out of the race.

We doth live interesting times.

Thanks to RANDI RHODES ON NOVA M RADIO on myspace: http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=46858263&blogID=402239068

Thursday, April 10, 2008

BREAKING NEWS! RANDI QUITS!

NEW YORK -- April 10, 2008: After being suspended indefinitely for calling senator and Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton a "f****ing whore" and saying the same about former Congresswoman Geraldine Ferraro, Randi Rhodes has left Air America Radio. Rhodes made the comments in March at a KKGN (Green 960)/San Francisco-sponsored event.

A joint statement released Thursday by AAR Chairman Charlie Kireker and President Mark Green said, "Last week Air America suspended Randi Rhodes for abusive, obscene language at a recent public appearance in San Francisco which was sponsored by an Air American affililate station. Air America Media was informed last night by Ms. Rhodes that she has chosen to terminate her employment with the company. We wish her well and thank her for past services to Air America."

But Rhodes may not be off the air for long: On the KKGN website, PD John Scott had early word of Rhodes' AAR exit and says, "We are bringing her back." Scott says that on Monday, April 14, "it will be our pleasure to announce the return of Randi Rhodes to the Green 960 family." Whether that return will be with KKGN itself or through a new syndication deal is yet to be determined.
http://www.radioink.com/HeadlineEntry.asp?hid=141727&pt=todaysnews

STATEMENT OF CHARLIE KIREKER, CHAIR & MARK GREEN, PRESIDENT, FOR AIR AMERICA MEDIA

By Tim Einenkel

Last week Air America suspended Randi Rhodes for abusive, obscene language at a recent public appearance in San Francisco which was sponsored by an Air America affiliate station.

Air America Media was informed last night by Ms. Rhodes that she has chosen to terminate her employment with the company.

We wish her well and thank her for past services to Air America. We will soon announce exciting new talent and programming that will accelerate Air America’s growth in the future.

http://airamerica.com/live

AAR has wasted no time in killing Randi's website, http://therandirhodesshow.com and redirecting it to the AAR site. They also killed the forums.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Rhodes Says Air America Breached Her Contract

When John McCain was asked if it was hypocritical of him to have appeared in a raunchy movie (Wedding Crashers) filled with gratuitous topless scenes after having criticized Hollywood for its marketing of such films, McCain joked: "In Washington, I work with boobs every day." With that carefree quip, McCain's critics were silenced, and the controversy was over before it got started. By contrast, McCain's ideological foes tend to create their own problems.

In a textbook example of "progressives" undermining their own agenda, Air America has suspended its star host Randi Rhodes for telling jokes that generated absolutely no controversy until the network -- two weeks after the now suddenly objectionable comments were made in a stand-up comedy performance -- decided to remove her, at least temporarily, from its airwaves.

At an appearance in San Francisco sponsored by Air America's local affiliate, Rhodes referred to Hillary Clinton and Geraldine Ferraro as "fucking whores." It's widely understood that this epithet, delivered in the context of a well-received comedic rant, is what prompted the suspension. But Air America's terse statement on the matter offers no explanation beyond declaring it "does not condone such abusive, ad hominem language by our Hosts."

It's not detectable at this point if Air America honchos believe Rhodes was somehow supposed to have known what she said is punishable. Also unknown is the duration of her suspension. According to New York Daily News reporter David Hinckley, the network is remaining silent for now "to gauge public reaction." How principled.

Ferraro has wasted no time calling for Rhodes to be fired. The former VP candidate told Fox News earlier today, "What did they do with Don Imus when he went after the young black team who was playing basketball with kind of the same language? Treat them both the same...She's coming at me and Hillary in a ... sexist way... To incite people with language like this young woman just did on radio is very, very dangerous because ... some people take this stuff so seriously that it can affect your security."

Understandably, Rhodes is stunned and angry. About her employers she told me: "They are in breach of my contract and have damaged my hard won excellent reputation in the broadcast industry..." Rhodes added she received thank you letters from representatives of Air America, the San Francisco affiliate and sponsors praising her for the performance that now has her in hot water.

Rhodes is scheduled to speak in New York on April 28 with former UN weapons inspector Scott Ritter at an event sponsored by U.S. Tour of Duty, the nonprofit project I run. It is not yet clear if the popular host will be back to work for Air America by then -- or ever. At a critical moment in its evolution, the network has put itself in an untenable position. Ultimately, does Air America, or does it not, stand for free speech? At this moment, it clearly does not. That's not very progressive.

A list of sponsors who pulled thier support of Imus

This may not be a full list, but these are the major advertisers who withdrawal of ads may have been instrumental in the removal of Don Imus from MSNBC and CBS Radio. He may be back, but we have loooooooooong memories!



Proctor and Gamble (A full list of products can be found here: http://www.pg.com/en_US/products/all_products/index.jhtml)



General Motors (Chevrolet, Buick, Cadillac, Pontiac, GMC, Hummer, Saab, Saturn in the US)



American Express


Sprint/Nextel/Boost Mobile
(PS: There are other Wireless/wired brands that Use Sprints network, but are NOT owned by Sprint. They are, IMO, innocent bystanders. They include Virgin Moblie, Qwest, Disney Mobile, and others)