The Friday I-Post 5/18/07

Report: Don Imus Angling to Get Back on the Airwaves

According to the New York Post, sources say Don Imus' lawyer, Martin Garbus, is using the yet-to-be filed breach of contract suit as leverage for reinstatement with CBS Radio. But apparently, CBS is not budging and already has a countersuit waiting in the wings if Imus moves ahead with his rumored $120 million suit.

If filed, the suit is expected to claim that the network expected him to be controversial and irreverent under the terms of his contract -- and since Imus's show was on a 5-second delay the network could have censored him if they wanted. The Imus legal team also believes that it can take advantage of a clause in Imus' contract stipulating that he must be warned before being fired for making offensive remarks.

According to Post sources close to CBS's legal division, the countersuit notes that there are at least four provisions in his contract that would allow CBS to terminate him without notice. The countersuit also notes that there are indemnity provisions that make him liable for damages to the company if its program, station or business is harmed by his actions. (05-18-07)

http://news.radio-online.com/cgi-bin/$rol.exe/headline_id=n16575

Ex-Imus Sidekick to Audition in Boston
The Associated PressFriday, May 18, 2007; 3:23 PM

BOSTON -- A radio station plans to audition Don Imus' ex-sidekick to co-host a fallen politician's morning talk show, which is suffering from sagging ratings.
Bernard McGuirk will audition live on WRKO-AM's "Finneran's Forum" next Wednesday through Friday, station officials said. He is the "Imus in the Morning" producer and on-air jester who took part in the exchange of racist banter that led to his and Imus' dismissal last month.
He will be teaming up with former state House Speaker Tom Finneran, who was the most powerful lawmaker in Massachusetts until he resigned from the Legislature in 2004 amid a federal investigation.

Finneran began his news and politics talk show in February, a few weeks after he pleaded guilty to obstructing justice for lying about his role in a redistricting plan that diluted the clout of minority voters. He was fined and put on 18 months' probation.
Finneran said he was looking forward to working with McGuirk.

"I'm determined to make sure the show is entertaining, and Bernard's record is pretty clear.

He's a talented guy," Finneran said.

Offensive language will be off limits, Finneran said.

In the April 4 on-air exchange, McGuirk first called the Rutgers University women's basketball team "hard-core hos." In response, Imus called the women "nappy-headed hos." Both were eventually fired from the nationally syndicated show, which combined political discussion and comic banter and was also televised on MSNBC.

Jason Wolfe, WRKO's vice president of AM programming and operations, called McGuirk "entertaining, very witty. That, in combination with the intelligence-slash-wit of Finneran, could be interesting."

"The past's the past. It's over. It does not take away from the fact that he's extremely talented," Wolfe said Friday. "He's going to be presenting himself in a very different way than he was on the other show, because on the other show his role was different."
McGuirk could not be reached for comment; no phone listing for him could be found in the New York area.

WRKO, owned by Entercom Communications Corp., has dropped to ninth overall in the critical drive-time ratings for the January-March time slot this year, down from seventh last year, according to Arbitron. In November, host John DePetro and his engineer were fired after DePetro referred to a former Green/Rainbow gubernatorial candidate as "a fat lesbian."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/05/18/AR2007051800670.html?hpid=entnews

Don Imus is vulgar. So what?
Mr. Eyebrows is fired for an outburst you can hear at Bud's Lounge any night of the week, yet the man who has done lasting damage to this country is still in office.
By Garrison Keillor

May. 16, 2007 Gorgeous green spring came suddenly to Minnesota this year after weeks of tedious budding and blooming, a great burgeoning of foliage, and Bleak Street became the Via Paradiso, and we pale stoics took out pen and paper and wrote, "O love love love you are the best who ever was" or words to that effect, and we sat outdoors in the evening and thought of various reforms we mean to institute. More joyfulness, kindness to strangers, a general quickening of spirit, etc.

I once knew a man, a true iconoclast, who drank bourbon for breakfast and chain-smoked Pall Malls and held severe views about women, the church, American lit and society in general, a sort of post-beatnik, and every spring he vowed to reform and clean up his house, which had holes in the ceiling where he had poked his broom handle at the squirrels who ran around in the attic. It dawned on him what a mess he'd made of his life, but he fought off reform with Jim Beam, and the last time I saw him, he had just purchased a pistol, and I said goodbye. I had no interest at all in being shot by a drunk.

I thought of him when Don Eyebrows got fired by CBS and MSNBC in that outbreak of righteousness during which people lined up to be reprehended by what the man had said on his radio show, even if they hadn't heard him say it, though it seemed to be the sort of stuff CBS and MSNBC had paid him so handsomely to say.

The bad boys of radio, he and Howard and Johnny J and the Big Honk, are not shocking to anyone who has spent a few hours in a bar where people drink liquor and speak English. They're loud and vulgar, and so what? There's an audience for that. Plenty of young men feel so squashed by life, they are thrilled to hear other men rasping and hollering about wimmen and the gummint and the danged liberals, and what harm does it do me if the Honk does his act for the poor schlumps stuck in rush hour? No harm at all. The Honk is exercising freedom, bless his heart, just like the snake handler at the carnival or the man who eats flies. If you don't like it, don't look.

When you think of how Mr. Eyebrows had to sit in sackcloth and ashes and apologize, all for an outburst you can hear in a back booth at Bud's Lounge, and then you think of the lasting damage the Current Occupant has done to this country, a man who lends new richness to the word "malfeasance" and who is deaf on top of it and relaxed and pleasant in the face of fresh revelations, you see what a crazy country this is, but then we knew that a long time ago.
The French have a new president, the British will soon have a new P.M., and we envy them as we endure the endless wait for this small dim man to go back to Texas and resume his life. His party is coming to see that it must figure out how to tell the truth about him if it is to compete in 2008, but so far nobody has stepped forward and wound up to throw the pie. Their clock is stuck in the fall of 2001. They are sleepwalking toward the precipice.

Meanwhile, it is spring, glorious spring. An 80-year-old woman I know, who never had literary aspirations that I was aware of, has written a beautiful memoir. The son of a violist who plays in an orchestra with my wife has gone off to serve in Iraq, a boy brought up in a liberal household dead set against toy guns and violent TV shows. A tall sweetheart of a man who has done exceedingly well in the digital biz has sent an upbeat letter saying he has liver cancer and asking for prayers. My little sandy-haired gap-toothed daughter shoots baskets in the driveway, and when she hits a swisher she pumps her fist ("Yes!"). My mother has turned 92, still in her own home.

Everyday reality of life in America and neither the Big Honk nor the Current Occupant seem clued in to it. They both serve the same dwindling clientele of angry privileged white people; meantime the trees are in bloom and the beloved country looks at the calendar and waits for leadership that is worthy of it.

(Garrison Keillor's "A Prairie Home Companion" can be heard Saturday nights on public radio stations across the country.)
© 2007 by Garrison Keillor. All rights reserved. Distributed by Tribune Media Services, Inc.
http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2007/05/16/keillor/print.html